February 13th

Hi Loves! Pretend I'm Caroline :] The internet tried to keep her from posting, but we won't let the internet win, WILL WE?

"I basically just want to share this vampire parody song I wrote." - Caroline

Gnaw it Off

Caroline Landau

VAMPIRE 1 - 1 lead singer, a sassy vampire (preferably female)

VAMPIRE 2+ - 1 or more back up singers, also sassy vampires (any gender) - indicated by brackets [ ]

To the tune of Taylor Swift’s “Shake it Off”

I come out real late
Got nothing in my veins
Incisors lead the way, mmm mmm
Incisors lead the way, mmm mmm
I stalk into your room
Avoid the kitchen fumes
Because garlic is my doom, mmm mmm
Yeah, garlic is my doom, mmm mmm

When I smell that iron
Nothing brings me higher
It brings me such a good rush
A cheaper substitute for blush

Cause tonight I’m gonna bite, bite, bite, bite
When the moon comes out at night, night, night, night
I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off
They chase me with a stake, stake, stake, stake, stake
Or shine sunlight in my face, face, face, face, face
But I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off

They tell me that I’m gaunt
But I can stand the taunts
It’s only jealous talk, mmm mmm
Yeah it’s only jealous talk, mmm mmm
I can take ‘em in a fight [take ‘em in a fight]
I’ll call my back-up wights [call my back-up wights]

The haters gon’ go, mmm mmm
Those haters gon’ go, mmm mmm

When I smell that iron
Nothing brings me higher
It brings me such a good rush
A cheaper substitute for blush

Cause tonight I’m gonna bite, bite, bite, bite
When the moon comes out at night, night, night, night
Baby, I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off
They chase me with a stake, stake, stake, stake, stake
Or shine sunlight in my face, face, face, face, face
I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off

I gnaw it off, gnaw it off [yeah, yeah]

I gnaw it off, gnaw it off [yeah, yeah]

I gnaw it off, gnaw it off [yeah, yeah]

I gnaw it off, gnaw it off [yeah, yeah]

I gnaw it off, gnaw it off

[Interlude]
[Hey, hey, hey
Just when you thought you had
us buried and shrouded
And covered with crosses you could’ve been getting down to this dead tune]

[Bridge]
[My best friend brought her new best friend
She’s like, “oh my god, she is so undead”
To the vamp on the bed with his lips stained red
Just come over baby, we can gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
Yeah, oh, oh, oh]

Cause tonight I’m gonna bite, bite, bite, bite
When the moon comes out at night, night, night, night
I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off
They chase me with a stake, stake, stake, stake, stake
Or shine sunlight in my face, face, face, face, face
But I’m just gonna gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw
I gnaw it off, gnaw it off

Gnaw it off, I gnaw it off
I, I, I gnaw it off, I gnaw it off
x 10

P.S. Caro, how many points to the first to follow up with a recording?