Feb 12th Silliness

WHAT A YEAR, HUH? I don't have much to say today. I'm tired. It's been a time, and sometimes growth is really fucking exhausting, y'know? So this post is dedicated to taking a break... with GIANT FUZZY MASCOTS! WHAT'S UUUUUP? They make no sense, and I love them. Also some other funny shit thrown in.

I just put lots of groovy new mascot photos on the Mondo Mascots Instagram. Take a look!https://t.co/QbzlsmUdM9 pic.twitter.com/6IpqG4Kxro

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 4, 2018

Okazaki City‘s nutrition mascot is a bean called Mame-kichi. pic.twitter.com/SrFM82ogiE

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 10, 2018

The best Jeopardy question ever would be "This is a Dave Eggers novel about a Sudanese refugee."

— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) December 11, 2010

Toilet-Kun teaches the citizens of Yokohama about toilet procedures in the event of a disaster. pic.twitter.com/fzQ1ZYUdYn

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 5, 2018

Chiba Lotte Marines’ Mysterious Fish mascot started the year by revealing that he is old and his hobby is walking his dog on the beach. pic.twitter.com/UfbQBrGLjK

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 8, 2018

Fiddle me this!

That was a joke y'all. Hope I made ya laugh! pic.twitter.com/kzzuIsLi3l

— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) January 24, 2018

And actually one of the best puffy mascots is from right here in the USA! Western Kentucky's BIG RED!

Artistry. Elegance. Extreme athletic ability. Even the greatest figure skater will forever be second in these categories. pic.twitter.com/7UuGbgOInB

— Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub) February 12, 2018

Hula Ojisan, the mascot of Iwaki City, is a hula-dancing old man. pic.twitter.com/OC3TgNlKP3

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 7, 2018

Aquan is the mascot for Yokosuka City's sewers and water supply. His head is a splash. pic.twitter.com/qxnf3hg80L

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 9, 2018

This video cassette I found at my grandmas house still makes me laugh so much pic.twitter.com/1c0M9Ag6IV

— Hamish✨Ridley✨Steele (@hamishsteele) February 7, 2018

Mame-kichi meets a dinosaur. pic.twitter.com/PaIht27Rye

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 10, 2018

DID HE JUST...
JUMP...
...
...
...
...******OVER****** HIM? pic.twitter.com/KwnWkQRP6C

— Shea Serrano (@SheaSerrano) February 7, 2018

Hamburguma, the mascot of Hamburger Goo Goo restaurant, is a bear/hamburger, complete with griddle marks. pic.twitter.com/MOR58bVOxF

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 6, 2018

WARNING: Mild physical humor. But the kid's alright (and the video is posted by his dad which just adds to the hilarity, IMO).

Searching "first-time ski jump" was a good call https://t.co/83zsdFAyvC

— BUM CHILLUPS (@edsbs) February 10, 2018

Haniwa Kacho dreams of office romance, but he strikes out at the office party. pic.twitter.com/Su47UYISXI

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 8, 2018

Yawatahama City's mascot is Hamapon. Forever shirtless and slurping up the local champon noodles, he's the slobbiest king ever. pic.twitter.com/2ZLc3cwfbe

— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) February 6, 2018

I hope you enjoyed this rabbit hole. See y'all next year. I love you.